Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
08/20/2019 at 14:34 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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2:30 p.m. A dog was running around a Kalispell parking lot.

2:42 p.m. A fight broke out between cousins in Kalispell.

3:04 p.m. Someone reported seeing a “crack shack” on Fourth Street West.

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4:01 p.m. Five dogs were barking all day, according to some upset neighbors.

4:02 p.m. The bumper was stolen off a truck in Kalispell.

4:31 p.m. There was a dog wandering around a Kalispell parking lot.

4:48 p.m. Someone found some old ammo in a garage in Kalispell.

5:57 p.m. A Kalispell resident complained about how his neighbors took care of their garbage.

7:09 p.m. There was sheet metal in the road.

7:18 p.m. A woman pocket dialed 911. When the dispatcher asked to confirm the woman’s address she said, “Hold on, I’m being yelled at by other people.”

11:05 p.m. A Kalispell woman loaned her car to a friend and now it has been stolen.

11:23 p.m. A man at the fair pocket dialed 911.

11:27 p.m. Two 16-year-old girls got into a fistfight at the fair over a boy.

7:47 a.m. A Libby dog bit a child.

8:23 a.m. An agitated male was screaming at someone.

11:15 a.m. Someone called 911 to see if they could keep a lost cat.

1:29 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that he was assaulted by his daughter’s boyfriend.

2:35 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 to report that her daughter had been at a party that was busted by the cops. The daughter apparently fled the scene in order to not get caught by the cops. Now she needed their help finding her phone and keys that she left behind.

3:30 p.m. A Kalispell man called police to ask if a cop could swing by his house to wish his cop-loving 4-year-old nephew a happy birthday. It’s unclear if there were any cops available to deliver the birthday greetings (but happy birthday from the Beacon Blotter!).

3:48 p.m. A “sovereign” citizen was running people off public land.

4:10 p.m. A local resident called 911 to talk about some conspiracy theories involving “meth heads and the police.”

5:31 p.m. A Kalispell woman was promising to “raise hell.”

7:20 a.m. Someone was driving down the wrong lane on the U.S. Highway 93 bypass.

7:40 p.m. Someone thought they saw a wildfire.

8:40 p.m. A breakup in Kalispell was not going well.

9:48 p.m. A Kalispell couple was fighting over who owned their shared 5-year-old laptop.

9:59 p.m. A Libby resident called with concerns about the blind man who is always walking down the highway.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 14:56

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2:35 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 to report that her daughter had been at a party that was busted by the cops. The daughter apparently fled the scene in order to not get caught by the cops. Now she needed their help finding her phone and keys that she left behind.

The moron apple never falls far from the moron tree.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 15:00

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3:48 p.m. A “sovereign” citizen was running people off public land. 

I hope this resulted in a new Youtube video, those are always good for a laugh.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > facw
08/20/2019 at 15:02

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My thought too!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 15:40

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2:30 p.m. A dog was running around a Kalispell parking lot.

4:31 p.m. There was a dog wandering around a Kalispell parking lot.

Dog got tired.

1:29 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that he was assaulted by his daughter’s boyfriend.

2:35 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 to report that her daughter had been at a party that was busted by the cops. The daughter apparently fled the scene in order to not get caught by the cops. Now she needed their help finding her phone and keys that she left behind.

R elated.

9:48 p.m. A Kalispell couple was fighting over who owned their shared 5-year-old laptop.

The loser has to keep it.

9:59 p.m. A Libby resident called with concerns about the blind man who is always walking down the highway.

Problem will take care of itself.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > facw
08/20/2019 at 15:42

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What if you got another “sovereign citizen” to claim the other corner of the park and let them duke it out? I’d subscribe to that channel.  Better than Spy vs. Spy.


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 15:50

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4:10 p.m. A local resident called 911 to talk about some conspiracy theories involving “meth heads and the police.”

I want to file a FIA for that call Full Moons and Tin foil Hat Squad make for some entertaining calls


Kinja'd!!! NKato > benn454
08/20/2019 at 17:42

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Or the mother wanted her daughter to suffer the consequences. 


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > NKato
08/20/2019 at 19:04

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 I considered that, but wasn't going to give them the benefit of the doubt. 


Kinja'd!!! NKato > benn454
08/20/2019 at 19:18

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Okay then! 


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 23:07

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Not related to anything you posted but yesterday we were listening to a Montana am radio station while driving through central Alberta.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Longtime Lurker
08/20/2019 at 23:11

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Listening to the cattle report?


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/20/2019 at 23:14

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We ran out of FM and didn't want to stop to get the CDs out of the trunk.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > facw
08/21/2019 at 23:41

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Doesn’t the very word citizen imply membership in a society? Maybe get tas ed by a sovereign tas er?


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
08/21/2019 at 23:42

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Do you paraphrase these?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
08/21/2019 at 23:44

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nope, see the link

https://flatheadbeacon.com/2019/08/20/crack-shack/